Random Uselessness

I can't brush my teeth with the water from the kitchen sink.  I know it's the same water that flows through my bathroom sink..but I just can't do it.

I don't like my seatbelt to be twisted.  Ryan is the same way; yet it is not something I taught him.

The mess free ketchup bottle is TOTALLY WORTH the extra cost in my opinion! 

Sometimes I snort when I laugh.

I was able to go to Argentina on a missions trip my first year at college.  On our last day there we got to go see the Colon Opera House.  I cried I thought it was so beautiful.  Seriously...who cries over red velvet covered chairs?!

Sometimes in the winter I sleep with my heating pad on to keep me warm.

My friends from college know me as Paige.  When I'm calling some of the friends I have now I have to catch myself from saying Paige at times. 


I can't whistle.  My husband finds it hiliarious when I try.


On occasion, when I'm at the doctors office, I will still "jump" to get up when there happens to be another patient called with my maiden name.

On that same note...my mom still occassionaly writes checks out to my maiden name.  The bank still cashes them. :)

I wish I could hire a cook.  Or at least trade "services" with someone who would make dinner for me.

Although it's gotten better, I have a bad habit of bitting my nails. 


I'm fretfully afraid of mice.  I will cry.


I have been coloring in my eyebrows with a brown eyeliner pencil for at least five YEARS now.  My husband just noticed last week.  Love him!!!

I *used* to think that Burger King was the Military's version of McDonalds.  Laugh all you want.  :)