Retirement?

It might be time to consider retirement for your shorts when your child asks....

"Mom, where are your pants?!"

My reply of course was...

"I have pants on, they're just shorts...see."

His reaction... "Oh."

Obviously he wasn't too bothered by the fact.  Tim says it's because they aren't used to seeing me in shorts.  Valid point since I wear capris a lot, even in the summer.  Plus Tim says that the shorts they wear are longer.  All the same.  I'm not sure I should wear those shorts anymore. 

They are what I commonly refer to as my "booty shorts".  (Not to hard to see the stretch in the boys' question having named them this.)  I call them that for a reason.  They are pretty-dang short.  Full coverage; but still short.  I used to wear them running. (that was a looonnngg time ago.  I don't participate in that craziness anymore.)  I would more often wear them around our dorm room in college or just around the house.  They are super comfy.  I put them on, and flip over the waist band to see where I wrote Timothy's name on them in our dating years (technically year. one.).  Not sure I want to give them up.  I love my booty shorts! 

It's still up for debate, but they might have to face retirement.